Hock Luckapaedia 2008 October edition

HL's lameness strikes again.
Eric and Adeline are the witnesses.
He came out with 3 main theories last night.


1) Jellyfish can expand their bladder, so they are supposed to have the largest bladder in the world.
2) Crossing Queen Street after 8pm can disregard the traffic light*.
3) To attract girls, you need to have sexy hairless legs.



And 2 theories today.
No other witnesses.

4) Old English Cheese should be more unhealthy than Cheddar Cheese because it taste nicer. So in general, food that taste nicer are more unhealthy.
5) Digging out olives from Subway means you are racist.


* Cross at your own risk

Taken from - Tay, H. L. (2008). Hock Luckapaedia.