Hock Luckapaedia 2008 October edition

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8) Not feeling hungry yet felt like eating something means YOU ARE PREGNANT!
9) International student are not suppose to understand what the locals are saying

Scenario 1
Me: I'm feeling hungry.
HL: You ate so much during lunch, still hungry?
Me: Actually not hungry laR... Just felt like munching something...
HL: Pregnant ar?
Me: What? Like that also pregnant ar? Is that your new theory?

Scenario 2
Me: What does this mean?
HL: What is that?
Me: One of the question in the form.
HL: What form?
Me: Offer acceptance form.
HL: Oh, I never read.
*After a while*
HL: We are International student, not suppose to understand what they say.

PS. Hurry up & pass up your thesis!! I'm so bored and lonely!!