Cindypaedia (End of year depressed edition)

I felt that I'm ageing exponentially recently. Dry skin, crows feet, backache, DOMS, deteriorate eyesight and hearing, swell up lower body, enlarged tummy, etc...

And I came out with this theory.


As a girl grows older, she becomes worthless. As a guy grows older, he becomes priceless.


I'm getting worthless in no time...

Why can't I be a guy??

*Sigh*