Hock Luckapaedia 2008 October edition

Miss Hock Luckapedia? We are back! Actually this happened a few weeks back. Probably almost a month ago, so it is still under October edition.

8) Not feeling hungry yet felt like eating something means YOU ARE PREGNANT!
9) International student are not suppose to understand what the locals are saying

Scenario 1
Me: I'm feeling hungry.
HL: You ate so much during lunch, still hungry?
Me: Actually not hungry laR... Just felt like munching something...
HL: Pregnant ar?
Me: What? Like that also pregnant ar? Is that your new theory?

Scenario 2
Me: What does this mean?
HL: What is that?
Me: One of the question in the form.
HL: What form?
Me: Offer acceptance form.
HL: Oh, I never read.
*After a while*
HL: We are International student, not suppose to understand what they say.

PS. Hurry up & pass up your thesis!! I'm so bored and lonely!!

Hock Luckapaedia 2008 October edition

Ok Ok, like I said in the previous post. I'll update Hock Luckapaedia in my next post... so...
Hock Luckapeida continues...



6) If you use more toothpaste means your mouth is more smelly.
7) A fat dog indicates she is pregnant. So in general, fat ladies are pregnant. (According to this theory, I wonder if I were pregnant? Or perhaps prone to become pregnant? =.=)


PS. I realised that the "healthy food" post was combined into the previous one.

Hock Luckapaedia 2008 October edition

HL's lameness strikes again.
Eric and Adeline are the witnesses.
He came out with 3 main theories last night.


1) Jellyfish can expand their bladder, so they are supposed to have the largest bladder in the world.
2) Crossing Queen Street after 8pm can disregard the traffic light*.
3) To attract girls, you need to have sexy hairless legs.



And 2 theories today.
No other witnesses.

4) Old English Cheese should be more unhealthy than Cheddar Cheese because it taste nicer. So in general, food that taste nicer are more unhealthy.
5) Digging out olives from Subway means you are racist.


* Cross at your own risk

Taken from - Tay, H. L. (2008). Hock Luckapaedia.